Woody Love


If you’re still sharing an apartment with your ex, and you come home to find them watching Vicky Cristina Barcelona (a movie you took them to see on their birthday a few years back), and they ask you to crack their back on the floor, and you ask them to crack your back on the floor, the sex scenes are on, and the tension in the room could be cut with a knife…

Yeah, don’t do that. I know it’s hard to avoid this situation because it’s so common, but do try your best.

I don’t know from experience or anything, but I imagine this happens to Woody Allen fans quite frequently.

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