NEW/INCOMING: SO THE MOMENT THAT I POSTED THIS (like literally right after, as you can see this is 9:04 and I posted this originally at 8:45 plus I edited it afterward a few times, and dicked around for a few minutes after that, watching the video Shane had sent me- the one I did the last post of, here) I HAD TO HEAD OUT THE DOOR TO MY PARENTS’ FOR A QUICK MINUTE (basically to tell them about WHAT THA SHITTT) AND I TURNED ON THE RADIO AND I WAS LIKE, “GET OUT.” I TOOK A SCREEN SHOT OF WHAT THE RADIO STATION WAS PLAYING– THE ONLY ONE I EVER LISTEN TO (WEQX) AND THIS WAS ON.
SO I WAS IN THE STORE TODAY GETTING SOME THINGS FOR SOMEONE’S BIRTHDAY AND ALSO BECAUSE I WANTED PIZZA, MARINARA SAUCE, TWO THINGS OF BEN AND JERRY’S ICE CRAM (it’s cram, not cream. you’ve been saying it wrong), BALSAMIC VINEGAR, AND STRAWBERRY LEMONADE DRINK MIX AND GRATED CHEESE.
WHEN PULLING OUT I FOUND THIS JAGUAR (I FUCKING LOVE THOSE CARS) WITH A GRATEFUL DEAD STICKER ON IT WHICH TOTALLY MADE ME LOVE IT, BECAUSE AS YOU KNOW, I LOVE HIGH/LOW. NOT SAYING GD IS “LOW” BUT YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. HIGH STREET AND TOP SHOP, AS THEY SAY OVER IN LONDON (TRUST ME, I KNOW).
So yeah I fucking love like fancy things and then things you do LSD to and have dreads for and wear the same fucked up tie dye tee shirt with holes in it without showering for weeks cause you’re living in a tent, I LOVE THAT SHIT COMBINED. IT’S ME IN LIFE! IT’S SO SYMBOLIC OF ME. IT’S MY SPIRIT ANIMAL.
OKAY SO FIRST I WENT TO THE GROCERY STORE THEN I NEEDED TO GET GAS. AS KANYE WOULD SAY, I WAS DRIVING OFF OF FUMES ‘CAUSE (YOU CAN’T TELL ME NOTHIN). ANYWAY.
I pull into the gas station and what do I see?
And by the way, I rarely go to this gas station, either.
BUT LOOOKIE HERE MOTHERLOVERS.
Steal yo face right off your Jag.