OMG YOU GUYS I CAN’T

WHO MAKES PEOPLE LIKE MATT AND KIM AND WHY DIDN’T JESUS STEAL THEIR PATENT.

I’M KIDDING ON THAT. (BUT SERIOUSLY HE USED UP ALL THE GOOD SHIT ON THEM. WE GOT SCRAPES FROM THE HEAP PILE).

BUT REALLY. KIM AND MY DOG HAVE THE SAME BIRTHDAY (THEY’RE BOTH GEMINI’S– JUNE 14 YA!!!) AND OBVIOUSLY THIS IS THE DAY WHERE SOME OF THE BEST PEOPLE COME OUT OF.

MY DOG IS SO FUCKING CUTE HE MAKES ME WANT TO STRANGLE MYSELF ON A DAILY BASIS BECAUSE I DON’T KNOW HOW TO HANDLE HOW CUTE HE IS BECAUSE IT’S SO DISGUSTING I JUST WANT TO BITE HIM BUT I CAN’T. BECAUSE IF I BITE HIM, THEN THAT MEANS HE’S ALLOWED TO BITE ME, AND HE PROBABLY HAS WAY MORE TEETH THAN ME SO LIKE, I DON’T WANT TO GET THAT COMPETITION GOING.

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