Ricky Martin Brings It Out Of Me

Do you ever be driving and you get like, literally a VISCERAL craving for a fat rock on your hand? Preferably, it’s the kind that makes it a little hard to hold your hand up (this one isn’t one of them, I’m being modest here).

I mean, like, it’s equally as clear as if you had to pee, or if you needed a drink of water. It’s THAT clear that you just need like 5-10 carats on your hand, STAT. You feel the energy of the ring on your hand.

Do you know what I mean?

 

I got that feeling yesterday whilst driving with Ricky Martin playing and it’s the gay coming out of me, I swear. I AM IN LOVE WITH THIS RING.

WHEN YOU ARE LOOKING AT RINGS ONLINE THEY HAVE TO SHOW YOU PICTURES OF THE HAND. THIS IS PERRRRRRRRFECTTTTTTTTT. THIS IS THE PERFECT SIZE FOR THE HAND. PERFECTION. I LOVE THIS. I AM OBSESSED. THIS IS JUST RIGHT. THEY NAILED IT.

I mean, I COULD go bigger but… I’d be happy with this.

They did a really fucking good job. This is spot on.

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