I took these pictures out in the sun originally and could not see the dirt on my face.
Then I came inside and I felt like Mr. Magoo.
When I say gardening, I was being honest but I realize in hindsight it meant carrying a plant I am taking care of for my neighbor from inside to out, and helping my other neighbor put in some dirt.
Like, a cup full of it.
Anyway if you get a dirt mustache from it, then you are allowed to consider it gardening.
If you take a picture of yourself doing it, it counts.
If you want to get technical about it, I actually carried four. (Plants, that is, for you people who don’t know about gardening.)
Hair by me. Dirt by luck.
I think I look like a detective who drinks tea and changes costumes in phone booths.