a whole ice cream cake really comes in handy
i kind of also wanted a real one (cake not ice cream) but i only have two hands and i was also buying queso so maybe tomorrow i will adventure out into the wonderful world of cakes without ice cream.
my sister is coming to stay with me this weekend so she can help me eat this cake. i usually end up making one when she arrives but i’ll probably be too busy winning at things.
i couldn’t go on eating it under the guise of a non-factual day.