I Have To Show You This

I was laughing so hard.

I didn’t know I was that habitual.

This may make you men consider wrapping up your you know, before accidentally creating a piss-taker like me.

***I meant to say “way” as in, “see my way out the door”— six hours later after this conversation, screen shooting AND posting this, I finally notice. Maybe I was, in fact, blind.

(In reference to, number 1/20 of Solar Eclipse ocular health warning texts)

My dad was the official article-finder for eye damage of the eclipse. The site librarian.

HE HAS REFERENCES.

I love him so much. Hahahahahahahahahaha.

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