I was laughing so hard.
I didn’t know I was that habitual.
This may make you men consider wrapping up your you know, before accidentally creating a piss-taker like me.
***I meant to say “way” as in, “see my way out the door”— six hours later after this conversation, screen shooting AND posting this, I finally notice. Maybe I was, in fact, blind.
(In reference to, number 1/20 of Solar Eclipse ocular health warning texts)
My dad was the official article-finder for eye damage of the eclipse. The site librarian.
HE HAS REFERENCES.
I love him so much. Hahahahahahahahahaha.