you realize cutting the superfluous strings on your decade-old bathrobe that continue falling into the toilet while you pee, is a legitimate solution.
I will now not have to throw it in the wash or pretend I didn’t see that for the next ten years of my life. 🙂
THAT’S MY TEN YEAR PLAN.
By the way, I did pee on a penny tonight by accident so I think that that is especially lucky. Yes I brought it home.