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BACK IN THE GOOD OLD DAYS

OF BLACK AND WHITE TEXTING

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I Don’t Even Wear Jewelry

But you know this shit is REALLLLL.

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I love the way it looks like a spiderweb.

More details here 🙂

I Have Gotten SO MANY REQUESTS

Over this thing.

My publicist can hardly keep up.

This is ASMR sounds of Blue chewing his bone. The suction noise he was making from the other room I didn’t recognize and I was like WTF IS HE DOING so I sat up and he was right outside my room, chewing his bone (from his GRANPA).

I had to be very sneaky in this recording because if he knows he’s being watched, he usually ceases whatever he is doing, unless I agree to give him 10% of the cut.

This is Blue’s FIRST podcast. Titled, “Suction On A Bone, Inept.”

It will be showing at galleries across New York this Spring.

Karl Lagerfeld is to host.

 

I was Saying In my Podcast Last evening

I probably wouldn’t build a big house…

then I just found this…

In playback I realized like, depending on my mood, sometimes that’s true and sometimes, well maybe I wouldn’t build one but if somebody already DID….

YOU KNOW I LOVE CASTLES!!!!!! THEY ARE MY LIFE.

Is this where they filmed The Great Gatsby at?!?!!?

(I know using at at the end of it isn’t proper English but I’m bringing it back because I like using it and I like the way it sounds.)

(That’s a link to the listing.)

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I will never forgive my dog for MAKING ME let him outside (on a whim, just so he can do frivolous things in the yard) before properly looking at these pictures and information before sending off this post.

NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Do you think they planned that photo to be taken, or are they just really bad at turning the lights off?

As you can see in the listing, above, it has a fenced-in yard. And seeing as I have a dog and am a proper dog parent, having a fenced-in yard is mainly the only thing I require in order to move in. Lucky them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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My Sister Just Called Me- Podcast #3

while I was recording this and I said, “I’ve been writing a lot about you!” and she said, “Good!” which only means… she clearly hasn’t read it.

Take my word for it, she’s holding grapes. ^

I added Blue’s fur for effect of the luxury in which I inescapably live.